 Mighty resolutions and uneasy hang overs ushered in 2008, the year of the rat as per the Chinese calendar. It is another matter that as per the Western calendar it starts its countdown only from February 7. The hard-working rat peruses its agenda with missionary zeal, it seems.
So what is up for grabs in the year that commemorates the rat. Four state polls in India and the rat race for the top post in the White House will dole out comic relief to television audiences in 2008.
The Indian cricket team got a battering Down Under, but seems to be riding on a wave of moral high-ground to bounce back from the Boxing Day debacle. At Perth, they are fighting back.The rat’s year will see a new US president. The race for the Democratic and Republican nominations is on with the former unleashing all the drama in the contest between a woman and a Black.
On Nov 4, America’s 200 million eligible voters can exercise the option to vote either of them, or a Republican candidate once again, to the White House. Either way, all elements of a humdinger soap are assured.Cheers for those chasing eyeballs – yours and mine.The idiot box then will have plush drama in the form of warring cricket leagues IPL and ICL. Do not faint thinking about the $1 billion pouring in to the swollen coffers of the Board of Control for Cricket in India. Its a win all situation. More people in India would watch IPL’s Bonzai format than Olympics across the Great Wall.Â
Last heard, the willow is catching up in communist China, whether Hu and his fellow comrades like it or not. Hopefully, they may not crack the whip on the willow.Then the cute little demon that Ratan Tata unleashed may flood desi streets. While that would be a dream come true for the aam admi, the flip side is that it would definitely be a disaster vis-à -vis the country’s creaky infrastructure.Take a bet, there’s no solution for our infrastructure woes. It can only be built from scratch after it crumbles. Like Japan after World War II.
So the aam admi, whose ride with a family of four precariously clinging on to the freak mechanics of two wheels moved Ratan Tata and sowed the seeds of the People’s car, will have a not-so jolly-ride in alarming traffic.
At some point of time, if most of the cities would come to such a standstill that traffic would have to be cleared by airlifting people and automobiles, do not blame Ratan Tata.
If there are angry brawls on the streets, think that it is just a by-product of rage which is unassumingly human.Then there would be de facto bans similar to the ones Mumbai’s Virar local commuters are familiar. Some vehicles would not be allowed to ply through certain roads by mobs who take control when the administration fails to deliver. That is mobocracy.
The long-term off-shoot of this is that cities like Mumbai will crumble. Sad, we need disasters to build a performing nation.
Sure this year belongs to Rat and Ratan. Not Buddha’s elder comrade Jyoti Basu, not BJP’s waning deity Vajpayee, but it is Ratan Tata who deserves Bharat Ratna for driving home the most valuable point about nation building to his hapless fellow countrymen. He is missionary zeal personified.
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